So when I drive down Keystone, there’s a billboard I pass every day, advertising a brand of beer, which I won’t mention. “Never interrupt a man who might buy you a beer” the billboard says, with a picture of a man and a woman in a bar. The man is holding forth on some subject, and the woman is standing with her hand on his arm, looking adoringly up at him, rapt at his very words.
Fuck that! I’d rather buy my own god damned beer and talk all I want. And I *will*, too.
Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who hated this billboard, because here’s an account of someone who vandalized a similar one.
Interestingly, this is a different name of beer than the billboard I saw.