Posts Tagged: farmers

The Story of Randy the Rooster

Author Unknown A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy; he’ll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Randy the

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Farmer’s Daughters

Author Unknown A farmer had three lovely daughters that he never allowed to date. The girls were beginning to worry that if they didn’t get the opportunity to date soon, they would all end up old spinsters. So after all three repeatedly begged the farmer to be allowed to date, he said, " OK girls,

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Where Ya Goin’?’

There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.

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