Posts Tagged: downsizing

RE: Organizational Changes at the North Pole

Author Unknown The recent announcementthat Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining was necessary due to the North Pole’s loss of dominance of the season’s gift distribution

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Press Release: Christmas Downsizing

Author Unknown Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelve Days of Christmas"subsidiary: The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out to be the cash crop forecasted. It will be

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