Make a list of things to do that you’ve already done.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him off to school as if nothing was wrong.
Bill your car repair people for the time spent in their waiting room.
Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms in Roman numerals.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
Pay your electric bills on pennies.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.