Fun Things To Do At WalMart

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Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

Try on bras over top of your clothes.

Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible… "I smell sex and candy"

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares,and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station – then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from the other aisles.

Put M&M’s on layaway.

Move Caution: Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won’t you people just leave me alone?’

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. X-Men.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:Impossible.

Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.

In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “pick me, pick me.”

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no- It’s those voices again.

If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

Go into the dressing room and yell real loud…”Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!”

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!".

This Post Has 11 Comments

  1. Justin Worster

    Great Pranks! however, you forgot to mention GRANNY PANTIES!!! They are great for everything! I have put them in peoples carts while they werent looking, i have also draped them over the fresh fruits and have hanged them from the flowers.. I have also stuffed a few pairs in the stuffed animals for all the kiddies to find.

  2. Elmo

    Awesome! I have one! run around the store going ‘WEEE-WOOOO,WEEEE-WOOOO,WEEEEEE-WOOOOO’ it starts to annoy people…i cant imagine why. Also,just before the store closes, fall asleep on a couch,and when someone asks you to leave at closing time,tell them you live there.

  3. Elmo

    Awesome! I have one! run around the store going ‘WEEE-WOOOO,WEEEE-WOOOO,WEEEEEE-WOOOOO’ it starts to annoy people…i cant imagine why. Also,just before the store closes, fall asleep on a couch,and when someone asks you to leave at closing time,tell them you live there.

  4. Ashleigh H.

    Okay i got 1 now okay so when in the isle that is really full of people suddenly fall on the floor and yell out “IVE BEEN HIT BY FALLING PRICES” it is so fun and funny to see ppls reactions i did it once…good times good times…LATR

  5. asfdasdfasdf

    Bring Popped popcorn into the store, grab some chairs from wherever, take them to the electronics section and put them in the way of people, sit in them and watch whatever movie they have playing. enjoy

  6. Lacy

    thats some funny stuff right thar!!Heres one: Go up to couples and go up to the guy(or girl), slap him(or her)and yell,”I THOUGHT UP LOVED ME!!ITS OVER!!!”then walk off in a huff

  7. Walmart's Biatch

    Go up to the busiest looking associate and rudely ask them where something is. just make sure that the something you’re looking for is right next to you.

  8. ashtyne johnson

    that stuff was so funny i did the tampon one and he gave me a free box

  9. Aina

    One thing to do if you really have an extra twenty or fifty dollar bill is to make it stick to the floor in one of the aisles and every time someone tries to pick it up dive straight for them and scream “It’s a trap! It’s gonna explode!” It’s really funny I almost got dude to piss his pants I scared him so bad. Trust me if you do it loud enough it scares.

  10. Amanda

    I did the hiding in a clothig rack and i almost made a woman go insaine because she didnt know that i was there i kept runnin in and out of the racks so she wouldnt see me and she totaly flipped out

  11. Ghost

    Try picking up a phone and pressing the page button. If the phone does not have a page button or speed dial, dial #96.

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