HEIDI – (noun):
Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD – (verb):
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH – (noun):
The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER – (noun):
The State west of Jawjuh.Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS – (noun):
A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain’t herd from him in munts."
THANK – (verb):
Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: "Ah thank a’ll have a bare."
BARE – (noun):
An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage: "Ah thank ah’ll have a bare."
IGNERT – (adjective):
Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH – (noun):
A tool used for tight’nin’ bolts.
Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL – (noun):
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR – (noun):
A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don’t change the all in my pickup truck, that thing’s gonna catch far."
TAR – (noun):
A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don’t git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE – (noun):
A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD – (verb):
To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FAT – (noun), (verb):
a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: "You younguns keep fat’n, n’ ah’m gonna whup y’uh."
RATS – (noun):
Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin’ to fat for are rats."
FARN – (adjective):
Not domestic.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed…must be from some farn country."
DID – (adjective):
Not alive.
Usage: "He’s did, Jim."
EAR – (noun):
A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
Usage: "He can’t breathe…give ‘im some ear!"
BOB WAR – (noun):
A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE – (noun) and (verb):
contraction.
Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump’ny?"
HAZE:
a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah…haze ignert. He ain’t thanked in yars."
SEED – (verb):
past tense of "to see".
VIEW – contraction: (verb) and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain’t never seed New York City…view?"
GUBMINT – (noun):
A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.