Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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We went to see Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yesterday. I know this is complete sacrilege, but I liked the storyline better in this version than in the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory version. There were more satisfying explanations for everything than the original, especially for the ending, which wrapped the story up more neatly, I thought, than the first.
I also liked that Charlie’s parents were more visible and central figures in this version, and that there was some explanation of how his family came to be in the state they’re in, why the factory is run by Oompa Loompas, and how Wonka came to have such extraordinary artistic visions. All of those little storyline details make for a much richer plot than the other movie, and I have to give in and say I like this movie more, which I certainly never expected. I love smart plots.
My friend Lori discusses the controversy over the idea that Depp may have been channeling Michael Jackson in his portrayal of Willy Wonka. I tend to agree with her assessment that he really isn’t, mainly because Wonka seems to hate kids. I’d go further and say that Michael Jackson is an overtly sexual person that Wonka never seems to be.
And Wonka seems to have a strong moral streak running through him; he has strong beliefs about greed, gluttony and other negative human behaviors personified by the kids and their parents, and isn’t afraid to punish them for their behavior, or to reward Charlie for his. Each kid does something that he’s specifically told not to do; not minding adults is a big issue for Wonka.
I thought the touch where Mike TeaVee points out that the Oompa Loompa’s songs seems to be pretty well plotted out and rehearsed was excellent; he caught on that perhaps Wonka was planning every step of the seemingly chaotic and random journey, and knew exactly how each child would react to parts of his factory. What’s interesting, and very subtle, was how Wonka then let Mike pick what his fate was; Mike pushed the button to the Television Room himself, and jumped into the transport device on his own. Too bad Mike didn’t remember what he’d already figured out about Wonka’s tour. Or maybe he just thought he could beat Wonka at his own system. Silly Mike.
I was bothered by the idea though that this seems to be yet another storyline where a child who has a strained-to-nonexistent relationship with his father grows up to be very effeminate and fastidious. There also seemed to be a connection drawn between childhood Willy and Charlie, who seem to be very similar young boys. It seemed like there was an implication that Willy is what Charlie would be if he didn’t have the nurturing influence of a loving family, and that bothers me.
I really don’t believe that’s a true cause-effect relationship (especially not with the gay men I know) and it bothers me that this is an example that could reinforce the idea for biased people who look for connections like that.

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Weekend Update: King Kong at IMA

Stephanie and I saw King Kong with Dan and Doug, Josh, and David and Garrett on the Terrace at the IMA. It was great fun; the sound was much better than in the past, and I love seeing movies with Dan and Doug; I haven’t done that much recently, and I miss it. I spent a few minutes in the giftshop of the IMA while I was waiting around to buy tickets. They don’t carry as many art books as they used to, but it all looks very nice. I’m looking forward to visiting the IMA to see exhibits.

George and Timmy enjoy Kong

George and Timmy enjoy Kong

Photo Set: Pictures from the King Kong.
On Saturday, I got a lot of weeding done (I filled my entire trash dumpster with weeds) and managed to put a few items on eBay, so I rewarded myself with playing Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on Xbox. It’s an older game I got used, but it’s a lot of fun. Stephanie and I caught up on watching Big Brother 6 in the evening.
Sunday morning, I mowed the lawn for the very first time since my surgery. I felt fine and really had fun doing it. I love mowing the lawn. I also did more weeding and cleaned up the side of the house where we broke out the stairs a bit. There’s lots more to do there, but it looks better. And I spent the afternoon at Stephanie’s house helping her and her dad get her basement organized and building shelves for her VW collection.
I’ve been feeling much better lately; like I did before the surgery, only with more energy. There were times before where I was doing something active and I felt like I was climbing a steep hill; now I can do the same things and have energy left over. I’m not as strong as I used to be; I can’t lift things like I could before. But that’s just because I was fairly inactive for four months. I’ll regain muscle as I keep working.

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The Aristocrats Joke

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I’m posting this so I can peruse it from home…

Dead Frog features what has been described by the New York Times as “The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told” – The Aristocrats. Inspired by the forthcoming film from Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette which features 100 comics talking about and telling their versions of the joke.
This site contains variations on a single joke. A joke that is designed to offend. That is intentionally told with explicit language, sex, violence and disturbing imagery to see which teller can top the other. If you are faint of heart, you should leave now. If you aren’t, you will be. You will be.

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King Kong – Retro Style

Stephanie and I are going to see King Kong (the classic 1933 Fay Wray/Empire State building version, not the 1970s Jessica Lange/Twin Towers/so bad it’s funny version) on the terrace at the Indianapolis Museum of Art this Friday evening. I’m taking advantage of my summer hours program to go early and stake out a spot, complete with a good book and a picnic basket. Y’all are welcome to join us if you’d like. We’ll save some space on the blanket if you let me know ahead of time that you’ll be there. You have to go see the big monkey! Who doesn’t love giant monkeys? Besides, you should see the original before the Peter Jackson movie comes out.

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Mini Reviews

I’ve been meaning to write reviews for all these things for a while, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time. So here are my mini reviews, because I can’t seem to keep up with everything.

All the President’s Men
I watched this movie for the first time this past weekend, and it was excellent. I knew the basics of the Watergate Scandal, but there was a lot I didn’t know, like how far beyond the simple break-in the scandal went. I was most fascinated by (and surprised by) the movie’s accounts of what Donald Segretti called “ratfucking”; the war of illegal dirty tricks waged against the Democratic Party by CREEP, using the secret six million dollar slush fund. Segretti was employed by CREEP to torpedo Democratic candidates in numerous ways, including forging letters and planting fake news stories with the press. Interestingly, Karl Rove was involved in doing some of this illegal work, and it appears he never quit.

Newsfire RSS/XML Feed Reader
I’ve been reading most of my regular news sources and favorite blogs in a piece of software that pulls in RSS or XML syndication feeds and aggregates and organizes them. Because I’m on a Mac, I chose Newsfire, which is one of the more popular readers, but there are numerous Feed readers for the PC as well, many of them are shareware or free. It’s a much easier way to keep track of my favorite websites and to make sure I don’t miss posts by my friends.

The Mermaid Chair
by Sue Monk Kidd
I didn’t enjoy this book as much as her previous book, The Secret Life of Bees. The heroine Jessie Sullivan returns to her childhood home on a tiny island to care for her disturbed mother, who in a fit of religious mania had cut off one of her fingers. While there, Jessie has an affair with one of the monks at the island monastery. I didn’t really buy into the “existential” angst that Jessie is supposedly feeling; the motivation for her affair. I kept wanting to tell her to get over it.

Garlic and Sapphires: The Secret Life of a Critic in Disguise
by Ruth Reichl
This was a fun, quick read by Ruth Reichl, who was the food critic for the New York Times for several years in the 80s, before moving on to become a critic and editor of Gourmet magazine. Reichl recounts how she attempted to write restaurant reviews that were useful to regular people by visiting many New York restaurants in disguise to fool restaurant owners, who would otherwise recognize her and give her special treatment that other guests wouldn’t receive. The book is an enlightening insider’s view of both the New York restaurant scene and of The New York Times, as well as an education in fine dining and in gourmet appreciation. There are some great recipes in it, as well. The only thing that bothered me was that Reichl gets a bit too into the disguises she wears at times; she revels in creating characters that seemed to me a bit over the top.

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Digital Theater

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Interesting article via Boing Boing on digital theater and how George Lucas was hoping to cause a switch-over to digital projection with his new installments of Star Wars.
From what I understand, the resistance on the part of theater owners is because of the cost of switching to digital equipment, and the probability that digital equipment will become quickly outdated and need to be upgraded frequently. I can see why theater owners wouldn’t want to get on the “built-in obsolence” bus, when the equipment they have works fine and lasts for decades.

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Pointless car chases

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I’m in the middle of watching the movie Paycheck… and I was enjoying the somewhat interesting techno-thriller, until the middle section of the movie, where they threw in a completely ridiculous, pointless and mind-numbing car chase into it. Now it have in on pause because I had to get up and leave after that annoying bit of nonsense. Why did they ruin the movie with that crap, anyway? That was fifteen minutes of plot time they could have devoted to making the movie make slightly more sense. Instead there was a brain dead chase sequence that was completely out of pace with the rest of the film. Now I have a headache. God, I’m glad I didn’t see it in the theater; I would have to get up and leave.

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