We have one of those high-tech bathrooms here at work where everything is automated. The toilet flushes by itself, you wave your hands under the soap dispenser for soap, and under the faucet for water, so you never have to touch anything unsanitary. Which is really cool, except when the technology breaks. For a while now there’s been one toilet that keeps power-flushing for quite a long time after you step out of the stall. Today while that was happening, the faucet I used wouldn’t shut off either, perhaps in solidarity. I waited a bit for the soap to chime in, also, but apparently it doesn’t have anything to say.