Archives: May 2001

where else would I meet you?

Thought I was smart enough not to say out loud to someone who suggested I go to hell: I must already be there; where else would I meet you?”

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busy weekends

Someday, I’m going to actually have a three-day weekend where I accomplish all the stuff I need to accomplish and yet still have time to relax and enjoy myself. I got a lot done, it’s true. However, the mountain of junk that’s still left to accomplish is threatening to tumble down around me. And I

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happiness begins with a smile

happiness begins with a smile and a wink Unless life decides to slap you for going around winking at it. Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. Yup. Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians But what about Dr. Carrie Weaver? she’s pretty great. You are a bundle of energy, always on the go

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You are the master of your fate

You are the master of your fate Now doesn’t this defeat the *purpose* of a fortune cookie? Isn’t the point so I can be a sloth and just let my fate be assigned? You will be advanced socially, without any special effort. See, that’s more like it. Fortune cookies that allow me to be lazy

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Healthy Diet

Okay, I don’t have to redo the design of my dad’s website because now I know how to fix what’s bothering me, and it’s fairly simple. I can fix it without much trouble. This whole Okinawa Program is working really well, so far. I feel great, and my diet is so flexible. Soy is really

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coming along

Slowly but surely, it’s coming along. The problem is, now I want to redo the design. GRRR. ARRRRGGG.

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stealing from our fellow beings

Any time we accumulate more than we actually need, we are actually stealing from our fellow beings,” explains Feuerstein. This reminds me of much of the criticism I’ve received lately….

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Stupid Spam

Here’s some great spam of the sort I get all the time: Subject: Hello Steph. Date: Thu, 10 May 2001 01:23:07 -0400 (EDT) From: ETM Dear Steph, My name is John Barister and I work for a company called Electronic Traffic Management. Our Company has done a large amount of market research that has brought

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Gay for Good: Can straight guys become happy homosexuals?

Most mental-health organizations have passed resolutions discouraging the use of so-called reparative therapies intended to change homosexuals into heterosexuals, saying no scientific evidence exists to show they are effective.” – New York Times, May 9, 2001

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mandatory meeting

Today’s memo from our company president: From: Henderson, Ray Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2001 7:58 AM To: InformIT Teams Subject: Updated: Strategy Offsite–Final Plan When: Thursday, May 10, 2001 10:00 AM-4:00 PM (GMT-05:00) Indiana (East). Where: Indianapolis Motor Speedway Importance: High Update: I tasked Bill Hayes with finding a quiet, meditative place appropriate for a

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So I’m back at work

So I’m back at work after my two-week vacation and my big-fat road trip extravaganza. Yipeee! I had a great party, and a great time, but it’s good to be back to my 130 + work-related e-mails. Swell. Plus I’m in my new cubicle after the latest move at work (happened right before I left).

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