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Read on »Archives: February 1996
The Fence
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Read on »The Value of Time
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Read on »Darwin Awards 1996
The Darwin Awards, for those not familiar, are for those individuals who contribute to the survival of the fittest by eliminating themselves from the gene pool before they have a chance to breed.
Read on »Three Men and the Cannibal
Author Unknown Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men
Read on »The $5,000 Loan
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.
Read on »Couple On A Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
Read on »Sex Education
A High School teacher was giving his class a difficult assignment, he stressed the importance of this particular assignment. He said that no excuses would be accepted, unless there was an illness-with a doctor’s note; or a death in the family-with a death certificate.
Read on »Jack and Bob
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
Read on »Nun’s Tale
Author Unknown A nun catches a ride in a taxi. As the taxi is going along, the nun notices that the cab driver keeps looking at her in the rearview mirror. She says, "What is it my son?" The cabbie replies, "Oh, I’m too embarrassed to say, sister." She says, "Please, feel free to say
Read on »You Know You’re a Queen if:
If you regularly use the phrase window treatment, then, Miss Thing, you’re a Queen.
Read on »Three Wishes
Author Unknown One day in the great forest, a magical frog was hopping down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance, today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner, and they passed by the frog.
Read on »The Theological Significance of Tinky Winky
Author Unknown Tinky Winky, gay? Au contraire. As any person of faith who has ever watched Teletubbies understands, Tinky Winky is actually a powerful symbol of God’s word made flesh. Or rather, plush. First of all, Tinky Winky is purple, the color of royalty and the ancient priesthood. As it is written in The Song
Read on »A Few Holiday Favorites With A Gay Twist
Funny gay songs for the holidays.
Read on »Some lesbian jokes, removed
Author Unknown Post from February 10, 1996 is REDACTED. 2013 Update: I removed the list that was “funny rules of lesbian living” from this site because I’ve been undergoing a harassment campaign from the woman who claims to have originated the list, threatening me with a cease and desist and threatening to report me to
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