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25 ways to know you’re grown up

1. Your house plants are alive & you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 06:00 AM is when

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You may be a Unitarian Universalist if:

You think socks are too formal for a Summer service. You know at least 5 ways to say “Happy holidays!” Your idea of a guy’s night out is going to a N.O.W. rally. Unleavened bread is part of your Easter

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You Know You’re From Indiana When…

This page gets name-checked in a YouTube video critique of the list, from nthecgirl88. You’ve never met any celebrities. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. "Vacation" means driving through

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You Have Had Too Much Of The 90’s If …

You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach

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You Know You Work for An American Corporation When…

You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

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