Tag: Tinky Winky

Top Ten Jerry Falwell Pet Peeves About TV

10. Angels Shouldn’t Go Around "Touching" Anyone 9. Mister Rogers’ sissy loafers. 8. "Zoe, Duncan, Jack and Jane" are lesbian, gay, gay and lesbian. 7. Bastards at MTV didn’t even look at my "Road Rules" audition tape. 6. If you

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The Batty Hymn of the Repugnant

Mine eyes have seen the Teletubby and his cutsey little purse. He wears a purple outfit, and, dear friends, what’s even worse, He doesn’t scratch or spit or belch, He doesn’t even curse. What kind of guy is he?

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The Top 13 Reasons Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Character is Gay

Fonzie: has an "office" in the men’s room and always tells guys to "sit on it."

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6 Reasons Tinky Winky Can’t Be Gay

The Purse doesn’t match the shoes. Purple AND Red, I mean really, clash-o-rama.

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The Theological Significance of Tinky Winky

Author Unknown Tinky Winky, gay? Au contraire. As any person of faith who has ever watched Teletubbies understands, Tinky Winky is actually a powerful symbol of God’s word made flesh. Or rather, plush. First of all, Tinky Winky is purple,

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