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The Drunkard’s To Do List

by Frank Rich

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You Know That You Are Too Drunk When…

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5.

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