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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Author Unknown ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross

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How Does a Chicken Cross the Road?

Microsoft Chicken (TM): It’s already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

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