Tag: Bill Clinton scandal

Presidential Comparisons

Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed The President’s biggest fear… Nixon: The Cold War Clinton: The Cold Sore Complaints toward the President… Nixon: Carpet-Bombing Clinton: Carpet-Burns Their Vice-Presidents… Nixon: His was Greek Clinton: His is a Geek Presidential qualities… Nixon: Couldn’t stop

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Seuss on Clinton – extended remix

If Dr. Seuss were President Clinton’s lawyer, his deposition might have read something like this. I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I

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Dr. Seuss on the Clinton Scandal

Author Unknown Mr Starr – Starr I are. I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see.. Did you grope Miss Lewinsky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Mr Clinton – I did not

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