Bar Joke

A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are in a bar up in the Yukon during the gold rush. The Texan orders a bottle of tequila, drinks a shot, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it in midair.
The New Yorker and the Bostonian look at the Texan kinda funny, and the Texan says “In Texas, we have plenty of tequila.”
The New Yorker doesn’t want to be outdone, so he orders a bottle of fine wine, takes a pull, throws it up in the air, and shoots it. “In New York,” he says, “we have plenty of fine wine.”
The Bostonian looks at the both of them like their crazy. Then, he calmly orders a bottle of beer, drinks every last drop, throws it in the air, catches it, and shoots the New Yorker and the Texan.
“In Boston,” he explains to the bartender, “we have plenty of New Yorkers, and we don’t waste booze.”

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