You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."
You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What’s for dinner?"
Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
You didn’t give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page.
Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised.
You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.