You Know You Are From A Small Town If…

You were in 4-H.

You know what 4-H is.

You said the ‘f’ word and your parents knew within the hour.

You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.

School gets canceled for state events.

You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school.

Your teachers calls you by your older siblings names.

Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.

You were ever in the Homecoming parade.

You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You can’t help but date a friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.

You had senior skip day.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.

You can name everyone you graduated with.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

You wore your letter jacket after your 19th birthday.

You used to drag "main."

You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.

You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawnmower.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.

You don’t give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelson’s house, go two blocks east Anderson’s, and it’s four houses left of the track field).

You give directions using "the" stop light as a reference.

The country club golf course had only 9 holes.

Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people"

You think the people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up on the trend two years later.

Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.

The city council meets at the coffee shop.

Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.

You can charge at all the local stores.

The closest McDonald’s is 45 miles away.

So is the closest mall.

Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.

You laugh your butt off reading this because you know they’re all true and forward it to everyone who lives in your town! (because you know them all!)

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9 comments on “You Know You Are From A Small Town If…
  1. Juan says:

    Man you must have grown up in my home town. You mentioned it all except for the shotgun weddings and camping out over night to be first in line for football playoff tickets.

  2. Carmen says:

    OMG! most of these are true…i love it

  3. Autumn says:

    wow! that is my town exactly… i don’t think there’s a person in my town that hasn’t been snipe hunting… and we have cave weddings here… but that’s a small town 2 d t

  4. kelsey says:

    this is so totally true about my town..but i hate living there.i would much rather live in texas than louisiana.

  5. Emilyy. says:

    yes b’y! we lives in an even smaller town then. we don’t got a D Q .. it’s about and hour and 10 minutes away.

  6. Aerin says:

    If it’s a southern small town, then you’re going to have the mayor, the eye doctor, and half the town council attending the same church every Sunday, too.
    And the high school whose parking lot has five tractors in the kids’ reserved spots every day.

  7. Emma says:

    This is my town! O.o We were looking for questions to put in a section of our high school yearbook–Summer In A Small Town!

  8. Joe Johanson says:

    When you see sht like School St. and Market Rd.

  9. Sam says:

    Gosh, my town is smaller than this town. We’re not big enough for homecoming, football coaches, school sports, dairy queen, or stop lights… I do know the names of the four other people who graduated with me though!

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