Carjacking Foiled – A True Story…

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her lungs that she knew how to use the gun and she would if required: so get out of the car, NOW!

The four men didn’t wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the old lady loaded her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. Small problem: her key wouldn’t fit into the ignition.

Her identical car was parked four or five spaces further down. She reloaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told her story nearly tore himself in two laughing and pointed to the far end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman. No charges were filed.

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