Three Proofs That Jesus Was…

Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business
2. He lived at home until the age of 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,and his mother was sure he was God

Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job
3. His last request was a drink

Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:

1.His first name was Jesus
2.He was always in trouble with the law
3.His mother did not know who his father was

Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades

Three Proofs that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everybody brother
2. He had no permanent address
3. Nobody would hire him

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