Questions to Ponder about Viagra

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If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?

I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.


p>If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger?
I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would swell.

Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as"assault with a dead weapon."

Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward.

Viagra, medicine’s version of "MIRACLE-GRO."

Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn’t really care where.

Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?


If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you’ll get a stiff neck.

A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they’ll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

Did you hear about Levi’s new jeans for Baby Boomer men?…. They come with just a "Viagra" more room.

For women not-in-the-mood, California bars now have Viagra-free zones.

Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President Clinton’s DNA.

And the New Viagra SMILEY FACE :—)

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