Leprechauns

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St. Patrick's DayA tall man is in the mens room using the facilities. A short guy, about knee high, comes in and pulls up a stool, and starts taking a pee too. The tall guy keeps looking over his shoulder. The little guy says, "What the hell are you looking at?" and the tall guy replies, "Well, for you being such a short little guy, you have an awfully big pecker on you!"

"Well," says the short guy, "Of course I do. I am a leprechaun, and I can have anything I wish for!"

"A leprechaun, you say? Does that mean you can give me any thing I wish for?!" asks the tall man.

"Well, yes, but I am a gay leprechaun, so I’ll want a favor in return," says the short guy.

After thinking, the tall guy says, "Alright then. I want a million dollars, a brand new mansion, and 2 brand new Porsches!"

"Fine!" says the short guy, "its all yours! But first I want you to pull your pants down, bend over and grab your ankles!"

So, the guy does it, and the short guy climbs back up on the stool, and really gives it to him! The guy is just moaning. The short guy says, "So tell me, What is your name?" The tall guy moans, and stomping his feet, he says, "My name is Bruce….."

"Bruce? How old are you?" asks the short guy.

Stomping his feet even harder, he moans, "I’m 32!"

The short guy says, "Bruce? You’re 32 and you still believe in Leprechauns?!"

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2 comments on “Leprechauns
  1. Anonymous says:

    Then Bruce responds, “Of course not, you silly goose. I’m such a size queen. I thought we were roleplaying.”
    Well, it was the bathroom at a gay bar.

  2. John Dough says:

    Then Bruce responds, “Of course not, you silly goose. I’m such a size queen. I thought we were roleplaying.”
    Well, it was the bathroom at a gay bar.

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