Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra

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10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper."

9. "One-a-day, like iron."

8. "Get a piece of the rock."

7. "You’ve come a long way, baby."

6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take ’em."

5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

4. "Tastes great, more filling."

3. "Viagra, built ram tough."

2. "Here’s the beef!"

and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. Just do her!

Some honorable mentions:

"We work harder, so you don’t have to."

"Ten inches long… and growing."

"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight."

"Viagra, home of the whopper."

"Viagra, now is a great time to be silver."

"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"

"Give her a BIG surprise tonight!"

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