New Metric Conversions

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10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone

10**6 bicycles = 2 megacycles

500 millilaries = 1 seminary

2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

10 cards = 1 decacards

1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn

10**-6 = 1 microfiche

453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

10**21 piccolos = 1 gigolo

10 rations = 1 decoration

100 rations = 1 C-ration

10 millipedes = 1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

5 holocausts = 1 Pentecost

10 monologues = 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue

2 monograms = 1 diagram

4 nickels = 2 paradimes

2 snake eyes = 1 paradise

2 wharves = 1 paradox

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