More Kid’s Wisdom

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"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer." Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. " Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes. " Randy, 9

"Never pee on an electric fence. " Robert, 13

"Don’t squat with your spurs on. " Noronha, 13

"Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. " Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. " Taylia,11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." Traci, 14

"Don’t sneeze in front of mum when you’re eating crackers. " Mitchell,12

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. " Andrew, 9

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. " Kyoyo, 9

"You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " Armir, 9

"Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. " Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. " Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. " Lauren, 9

"Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. " Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. " Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. " Eileen, 8

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One comment on “More Kid’s Wisdom
  1. lindsay says:

    i started laughing from the moment i started reading this and got some really funny looks off of the people around me!

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