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TOP *THIRTEEN* WILLOW/TARA EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX
13. Searching the Nether Realms
12. Practicing Dianic rituals
11. Not driving stick
10. Working as a “single delicate implement”
9. Dripping wax on the Wymmin Power Shrine
8. Doing the “Wiccan Wiggle”
7. Riding the broomstick
6. Plucking the petals
5. Reaching consensus
4. Worshipping Thespia
3. Baking an empowering bundt cake
2. Eating an empowering bundt cake
1. One word – Spellcasting!