Great Oxymorons

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Act naturally

Advanced BASIC

Airline Food

Almost exactly

Alone together

American history

British fashion

Business ethics

Butt head

Childproof

Christian scientists

Clearly misunderstood

Computer jock

Computer security

Definite maybe

Diet ice cream

Exact estimate

Extinct Life

Found missing

French bravery

Genuine imitation

Good grief

Government organization

Legally drunk

Living dead

Microsoft Works

Military intelligence

New classic

New York culture

Now, then …"

Passive aggression

Peace force

Plastic glasses

Political science

Pretty ugly

Rap music

Religious tolerance

Resident alien

Same difference

Sanitary landfill

Silent scream

Small crowd

Soft rock

Software documentation

Sweet sorrow

Synthetic natural gas

Taped live

Temporary tax increase

Terribly pleased

Tight slacks

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Working vacation

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