Funny Anagrams

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An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.

Dormitory == Dirty Room
Evangelist == Evil’s Agent
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
Slot Machines == Cash Lost in ’em
Animosity == Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z’s
Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
Semolina == Is No Meal
A Decimal Point == I’m a Dot in Place
Contradiction == Accord not in it

"That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." — Neil A. Armstrong ==

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

Politicians:

George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush == He bugs Gore
Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)
Ronald Reagan == A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer

Most elegant anagram:

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

And the grand finale (this one is absolutely incredible!!):

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune…

In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

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