The Kingdom of Loathing (or KoL, as it has come to be known by its player base) is a free, comical RPG, brought to you by the folks at Asymmetric Publications. KoL is played from the comfort of your browser, and is adorned with a staggering array of stunning hand-drawn images. It is turn-based, which means you get a certain number of turns (Adventures) each day. Choose from one of six intoxicating character classes, including:
The Accordion Thief
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with “the ladies.”
Hundreds of usable and equippable items fill the dungeons and wildernesses of the Kingdom, including:
This is a pair of filthy corduroys. They’re filthy because they came from the wardrobe of a filthy, filthy hippy.