Okay, where are we so far… liberals trying to ruin Christmas, check. Peace symbols = devil worship, check. Animated penguins making children gay, check. iPods helping the terrorists, check.
Yeah, the new security screening devices actually see through your clothes, and present an image of you naked to the screeners. I’m not leaving the house.
A version of Barbie with her dog Tanner, where the dog eats plastic pellets, then poops them out so Barbie can scoop them with her scooper while walking him. Funny because the food and poop are the same.
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