This post dedicated to my brother Todd, who used to sleepwalk in the middle of the night and steal cookies out of the cookie tin while he was at it. Or so he claimed, anyway. I still think he was awake the whole time.
Found this link on my friend Lori’s site, thought I’d share: A Fark contest in which you replace a word in a famous quote with the word “cookie.”
“For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten cookie…”
Cry havoc, and let slip the cookies of war!
“I know not what course others may take, but as for me: give me liberty, or give me cookies.”
“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the cookie is. You have to see it for yourself.”
“those who would trade liberty for cookies deserve neither”
“This is a cookie that will live in infamy”
“These are not the cookies you are looking for.”
“No one expects the Spanish Cookie!”
“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our cookies, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”
“I’ll trust big cookies over big business any day.”
“Why if I had a cookie for everytime I heard that, I’d be a cookie-aire.”
“He’s got a cookie!
You idiots — we’ve ALL got cookies”
“Cookies. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things.”
“I came here to chew cookies and kick ass… and I’m all out of cookies”
“Can’t we all just get a cookie?”