On a record of failure? Easy! Just watch this movie, and sing along with the Republican speakers:
September 11, September 11, September 11, September 11, 9/11, September 11, September 11, September 11, 9/11, September 11, 2001, September 11, September 11. Saddam Hussein. Saddam Hussein. Saddam Hussein. Saddam. Saddam. Saddam. Saddam. Saddam. Saddam. Saddam. Saddam Hussein. War and danger, continuing danger, hour of danger, dangerous world, continued danger, grave new threat, horrific acts of atrocities, murderous regimes, kiling us, tyranny and terror, slaugtered thousand,s weapons of mass destruction, deadly weapons, terrorist weapons, mass destruction, nuclear weapons, poison gas, torture chambers, mass graves, deadly technology, radical ideology of hate, terror threats, terror, terror, terror, terror, terror, war on terror, global terrorism, global terrorism, global terrorism, global terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists.