FCC is seeking to expand it’s reach into cable

According to Salon Magazine, Commissioner Kevin J. Martin of the FCC has been meeting quietly with religious leaders and industry leaders to try to organize a push for new stricter standards on what is broadcast over cable stations.
Pardon me, please, because I’m going to lose it right here.
USE YOUR FUCKING ‘V’ CHIP, PEOPLE. That’s what it’s FOR. I AM NOT YOUR GOD-DAMNED BABYSITTER.
I don’t want my cable television censored because you’re too damned lazy or stupid to monitor what your children are watching on television. You PAY FOR that cable and bring it into your own home. If you don’t want your kids to see something, SHUT IT OFF. You know how to do that, don’t you, you retarded fucking moron?
If this goes through, I’m going to calculate the cost of babysitting charges for every parent of every child in the entire country, and I’m going to start a lawsuit against someone, I don’t know who yet, to CHARGE PEOPLE FOR THE BABYSITTING SERVICES I’LL BE PROVIDING TO RETARDED PARENTS who are forcing me to have my television censored.
God damned, mother-fucking, retarded son-of-a-bitch morons. Shithead assholes. Losers. Uni-brow idiots. Stop fucking BREEDING if you can’t be smarter than this.

Posted in Politics, Television
One comment on “FCC is seeking to expand it’s reach into cable
  1. bilerico says:

    Why don’t you tell us how you really feel, Steph? It’s like your holding back… *grins*

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: