Bush Administration Discovers What World Has Known Forever

Despite what the entire planet told them, the White House has insisted that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction… until now; they’re finally acknowleding there are no weapons at all. Since this was their first reason for invading Iraq, are we now going to apologize to the Iraqi people for invading their sovereign nation? Oh, wait, our goal changed to capturing Saddam Hussein. But we haven’t done that. But we did liberate those Iraqi people, so that’s great.

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