Bill Maher on Florida’s Readiness for the election:

“New Rule: Florida has to sit this election out. You know, you’d think after the year 2000, they would have made sure to get it right this time. But, no, even Jimmy Carter–a man who has seen more Third World hellholes than a lesbian couple trying to adopt–even he says Florida is not ready for an election. So, sorry, Florida, you’re going to have to take that Tuesday off and just treat yourself to an extra hurricane.”