Jimmy Swaggart, you’re a wuss

Jimmy Swaggart thinks he’s some sort of bad ass, threatening to kill a gay man: “In the broadcast, Swaggart was discussing his opposition to gay marriage when he said, “I’ve never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I’m going to be blunt and plain: If one ever looks at me like that, I’m going to kill him and tell God he died.”

  • First: No gay may would ever look at Jimmy Swaggart romantically– have you seen him? Fugly Fugly fugly.
  • Second: Before Jimmy got a chance to kill a gay man, I’d kill Jimmy first.
  • Third: I wouldn’t have to kill Jimmy first, because in a fight between Jimmy Swaggart and any gay man, the gay man would obliterate Jimmy.
  • Fourth: I really want to kick Jimmy’s ass just on general principle.
Posted in GLBT Issues, Politics

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