February 24, 2012 Parody of “Birthday Cake” by Rihanna ft. Chris Brown by Hawthorn Mineart, under Feminism & Women's Issues Parody of “Birthday Cake” by Rihanna ft. Chris Brown. Lyrics quoted directly from Rihanna’s police report. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.