Category: Fortune Cookies

I’m the luckiest girl in the world, and I have the fortune cookies to prove it.

Today’s Fortune Cookie

You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury. I take it back fortune cookie – I believe every word you say, I swear!

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Today’s Fortune Cookie

“You crave your lover when the two of you are apart.” Ooo la la! Hawt cookie! I couldn’t read it out loud to my co-worker – I had to hand it to her to read, lest I get a case

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Recent Fortune Cookies

From lunch today at Changs: Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot. Damn. I better get some skills quick. Seriously, though, this is one of the better fortunes I’ve ever received. Be neater if it were true.

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Today’s Fortune Cookie

“Everything will now come your way.” Um, at first I thought “Great!” because I’m waiting for the new laptop. (Is that like “Waiting for Godot“?) But then I started to worry – what if I need a helmet?

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A nice cake is waiting for you: recent fortune cookies

A nice cake is waiting for you. I’m being stalked by a cake. That’s just scary. Your winsome smile will be your sure protection. Um, can I have a ball bat instead? I’d feel more secure. You are never bitter,

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