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I’m the luckiest girl in the world, and I have the fortune cookies to prove it.

Fortune Cookie Du Jour

Yeah, right.

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Fortune Cookie Du Jour

You’ll never know what you can do until you try.

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Fortune Cookie Du Jour

“You were born with a ‘sixth sense’ and superb insight.” I love a good suck-up cookie.

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BEST. FORTUNE. EVER.

Fortune Cookie: “Only if you dive for pearls shall you find one.” That is awesome.

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Electrasteph’s Fortune Cookies

A rather simple site I created for my Fortune Cookies to get the basics of Expression Engine (and by special request from my girlfriend, who enjoys my snark.) Electrasteph’s Fortune Cookies

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Today’s Fortune Cookie

You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury. I take it back fortune cookie – I believe every word you say, I swear!

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Today’s Fortune Cookie

“You crave your lover when the two of you are apart.” Ooo la la! Hawt cookie! I couldn’t read it out loud to my co-worker – I had to hand it to her to read, lest I get a case

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Recent Fortune Cookies

From lunch today at Changs: Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot. Damn. I better get some skills quick. Seriously, though, this is one of the better fortunes I’ve ever received. Be neater if it were true.

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Today’s Fortune Cookie

“Everything will now come your way.” Um, at first I thought “Great!” because I’m waiting for the new laptop. (Is that like “Waiting for Godot“?) But then I started to worry – what if I need a helmet?

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A nice cake is waiting for you: recent fortune cookies

A nice cake is waiting for you. I’m being stalked by a cake. That’s just scary. Your winsome smile will be your sure protection. Um, can I have a ball bat instead? I’d feel more secure. You are never bitter,

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Fortune Cookie

“An upward movement initiated in time can counteract fate.” I got this one last week, and it’s easily the strangest, most mysterious fortune cookie I’ve ever received. This is what a fortune cookie should be; inscrutable.

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My Chinese horoscope

Figuring out my Chinese horoscope. Birthday/time: June 6th, 1968, 7:01 a.m. Latitude and Longitude where I was born: West Des Moines, IA (US): 41n35, 93w43, Iowa. Timezone: -6 GMT. You are Red Sheep, born in the year of Brown Monkey.

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You have an ambitious nature

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself. Executive ability is prominent in your makeup. You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time. Drink to your health! Your luck has been completely

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You are open-minded and quick

“You are open-minded and quick to make new friends.” This is less of a “fortune” cookie, and more of an encouraging “wishful-thinking” type cookie “In love you could shine as a brilliant star.” Or, I could be as gooky as

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Your eyes will be opened

“Your eyes will be opened to a world full of beauty, charm, and adventure.” Hey, I must be going to Disneyworld!

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You are going to have some new clothes

“You are going to have some new clothes” When I first read this, I thought, no, I’m buying a house, so I can’t shop for clothes. Then I thought, Emperor’s new clothes? “Life always get’s harder near the summit.” Like,

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Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. In otherwords, if I’m unhappy, it’s my own fault? Hands that touch this fortune shall remain young and strong. Of course, I made everyone touch the fortune. Got to look out

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In love you could shine as a brilliant star

In love you could shine as a brilliant star Hell, in love, I can’t even get a date.

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Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals

Friends long absent are coming back to you. Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. This must be another one of those “bizarro world” cookies It is the hopes and dreams that we have that makes us great. No, it’s

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outlook on life

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. An appropriately remonstrative fortune cookie at precisely the moment I needed it. Thanks.

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carry a corkscrew

Always carry a corkscrew and the wine will provide itself–Bunting’s Law

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happiness begins with a smile

happiness begins with a smile and a wink Unless life decides to slap you for going around winking at it. Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. Yup. Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians But what about Dr.

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You are the master of your fate

You are the master of your fate Now doesn’t this defeat the *purpose* of a fortune cookie? Isn’t the point so I can be a sloth and just let my fate be assigned? You will be advanced socially, without any

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