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100 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order

These are jokes, and not intended to be taken seriously. Please view the site disclaimer. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a credit card name.

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Interoffice Games

A list of games to play at work, shamelessly cribbed from Jane McGonigal’s gaming blog, but she received it in e-mail from her mom, so fair sharing must apply. I recognize some of these from some of my other lists

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Credit Card company issues card on torn-up application

Rob Cockerham has been conducting fun experiments for years on his site Cockeyed.com, and I’ve linked to more that a few that were great. Here’s one that’s great and disturbing at the same time… Rob wondered if a credit card

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Fun Things To Do At WalMart

Set up a tent in the camping department tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

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Fun Things To Do in the Office

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)

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Fun Things To Do in a Public Bathroom

These are jokes, and not intended to be taken seriously. Please view the site disclaimer. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have

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Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

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Fun Things To Do Anywhere

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

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Fun Ways To Confuse Santa Claus

Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.

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Fun Things To Do While Taking Your Driving Test

These are jokes, and not intended to be taken seriously. Please view the site disclaimer. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and

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Fun Things to Do in Your Car

These are jokes, and not intended to be taken seriously. Please view the site disclaimer. Honk and wave to strangers. Write "X – BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers

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Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Man

How sweet, you brought incense.

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Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

These are jokes, and not intended to be taken seriously. Please view the site disclaimer. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

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Fun Stuff to Do On Usenet

by Alan Meiss, ameiss@indiana.edu Post a message asking how to post messages. Lead a tireless crusade for the creation of newsgroups with silly names like alt.my.butt.is.hairy. Put 4 addresses, 5 lines of "Geek Code", 6 ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key,

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Fun Things To Do To a Supermodel

Repeatedly ask, "What was your last name again?" Ask her if she’s going to finish that lettuce leaf. Every week, adjust her scale to add an additional pound or two (Wait — that’s the way to "kill" a supermodel.. Consistently

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How to Handle Stress

Make a list of things to do that you’ve already done. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.

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Fun Things to Do At A Funeral

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

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Fun Things to Ask Your Human Resources Representative

If you work for a decent-sized company, you’ve been forced to sit through a presentation by the Human Resources department reviewing your benefits. I guess they’re less liable if they can prove they’ve wasted an hour of your time reading from a company brochure. Here’s a list of questions to ask your HR representative during the presentation. Caution: for amusement only. Not liable for discontinued employment.

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Fun Things To Do in a Final Exam

Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

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