Category: Lexicons

New List of Appropriate Language For Work

It has been brought to the Management’s attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.

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Neologisms and New Words Dictionary: M-Z

Neologisms are alternate meanings for common words – a few of those, plus some new words from old ones.

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A Women’s Glossary

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.: A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet.

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What Your Resume Really Means

I’m Extremely Adept At All Manner Of Office Organization: I can make my own coffee.

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New Office Lingo

Author Unknown Adminisphere: Middle Management: the rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. Assmosis: The process by

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