Month: October 2005

Cheese, Peas and Chocolate Pudding

Original publication “Cheese, Peas and Chocolate Pudding”, by Betty Van Witsen, Humpty Dumpty’s Magazine, Copyright 1955, Bank Street College of Education. Subsequently published in Believe and Make-Believe (Sheldon Basic Reading Series) When I was in second grade, the following story

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Ten Reasons Why Halloween is Better than Sex

If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.

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Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

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Everything I Need To Know, I Learned From 1980s Horror Movies

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

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A Halloween Story

A Halloween Story Author Unknown A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a…….           BUMP…           BUMP…           BUMP… behind him.    

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