Monthly Archives: February 1998

Seuss on Clinton – extended remix

If Dr. Seuss were President Clinton’s lawyer, his deposition might have read something like this. I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I

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Dr. Seuss on the Clinton Scandal

Author Unknown Mr Starr – Starr I are. I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see.. Did you grope Miss Lewinsky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Mr Clinton – I did not

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Clinton Family Tree

Author Unknown One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown

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Scandal in Heaven!

Author Unknown Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had an affair with a former worshipper. The scandal began when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God’s

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The Famous "Wear Sunscreen" Commencement Address

by Chicago Tribune columnist Mary Schmich (incorrectly attributed to Kurt Vonnegut)

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