Month: March 1997

Embarrassing Elevator Stories

Ah, the elevator. Such a delightful way to interact with your fellow man, especially in a workplace environment. Such a great way to act strangely in other people’s personal space. Sixth Floor I work on the fifth floor of a

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Fun Stuff to Do On Usenet

by Alan Meiss, Post a message asking how to post messages. Lead a tireless crusade for the creation of newsgroups with silly names like Put 4 addresses, 5 lines of "Geek Code", 6 ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key,

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Fun Things To Do To a Supermodel

Repeatedly ask, "What was your last name again?" Ask her if she’s going to finish that lettuce leaf. Every week, adjust her scale to add an additional pound or two (Wait — that’s the way to "kill" a supermodel.. Consistently

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How to Handle Stress

Make a list of things to do that you’ve already done. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.

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Fun Things to Do At A Funeral

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

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